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Sep 10, 2014; Boston, MA, USA; The standings listed on the wall of the green monster show the Boston Red Sox in last place in the American League East during the seventh inning against the Baltimore Orioles at Fenway Park. Mandatory Credit: Greg M. Cooper-USA TODAY Sports
Welcome to the first seasonal AL East Roundup. The posts will regularly go through the division, detailing the happenings of each team in the AL East– one of baseball’s most notorious divisions– while ranking the teams in terms of what they’ve done in the given week.
With the season merely a week old, the numbers are hard to generalize, but with that said, what’s baseball without some ludicrous, outlandish analysis?